We layin’ down da silly up in this filly, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

How . . . cold . . was . . it?
There is a huge ice storm that has hit the Midwest; it was so cold in Chicago it actually gave Bears fans a shiver of hope for making the playoffs.

There is a huge ice storm that has hit the Midwest; it was so cold in Iowa, Hillary Clinton had to put on her fleece-lined pants suit.

There was a huge ice storm in the Midwest. It was the perfect storm, an ice storm hit a low pressure system resulting in a rare but terrifying frigid phenomenon called: a Hillary.

Barking bad
Not to dog-pile on and bitch after Michael Vick, but after being hounded by the New Orleans Saints, 31-14, the Atlanta Falcons really barked up a bone and have gone to the dogs, they are the pits and that’s no bull.

Global schmobal
Led Zeppelin received rave reviews for their reunion concert in London in 27-years. So maybe global warming isn’t so bad, it has unthawed these awesome dinosaurs.

Huh?
Twenty years ago if you had said Oprah is Obama’s BFF so use your WiFi on your iPhone and Google them on YouTube, you would have been burned for witch craft.

That’s, uh, that’s a long game. You are correct, Sir.
Now, I don’t want to say that last night’s New Orleans 31-14 win over the Atlanta Falcons was boring, but at times it seemed like Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday Night Football.

Since you asked:
How ‘bout my Fantasy team, Thor’s Thunder? After going 0-4 we have put on an impressive 7 out of the last eight. In the playoffs it is all about the mo’ and we got some mo’ mo’. Got four hot players starting in the final fo’.