Tuesday, December 11, 2007

These just in:
"Newsweek" offered tips on how to look younger: #1 is sleep more, #2 is smile more, #3, use moisturizer, and the most important tip for looking younger, #4, appear on “Larry King Live” as much as possible. Next to that fossilized Galapagos turtle in suspenders you’ll look like an embryo.

On this date in 1936, King Edward VIII became the first English monarch to abdicate his thrown to marry an American divorcee, Wallis Simpson. Do you know what they now call it when you give up incredible wealth and prestige for another person? It’s called: Marrying Kevin Federline.