This just just in in:
Bobby Knight and his hunting buddy accidentally peppered two people with shotgun pellets in two separate incidents. And here I had no idea Knight was planning to run for vice president of the United States.


In health news, a man in Berlin nearly died from alcohol poisoning after he chugged a liter of Vodka rather than hand it over to airport security; and you don’t even want to know what this guy did when they were about to take away his tube of Preparation H.

For the last time, for the love of mercy, I’m begging you, get some help, David Hasselhof.