Happy Thanksgiving, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


Alabama football coach Nick Saban compared their football loss to the December 7th attack on Pearl Harbor and the terrorist attacks of September 11th; I don’t know about that, but the last Miami Dolphin loss reminded me of April Fools day.


OJ Simpson is trying to get Fidel Castro to let him extradite to Cuba; “OJ’s acting so weird now he needs help from the beard.”