Monday, August 06, 2007

To and fro on the down low, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Despite all the hype, $250 million soccer import David Beckham continues to sit on the L.A. Galaxy bench nursing a sore ankle. What do you do with a sore ankle? Mend it like Beckham.

In Florida a no-arms, one legged man, Michael Wiley, faces sentencing for leading police on a high speed chase. He is hoping to get off but his case doesn’t have a leg to stand on.

Scholars at the University of Texas have catalogued 237 different reasons why people have sex. Not making the list included wearing a really cool Klingon suit, owning a ferret and being the first one to read the last Harry Potter book.

“The Simpsons Movie” opened number one and did $74 million at the box office. $74 million, that is a lot of “Doh!”

I sure hope all this wealth and fame don’t give Homer a big head.