That’s how we do when we do what we do when we do, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
Aww, that’s nice
The top White House advisor, deputy chief of state, Karl Rove has resigned. Rove wants to spend more time evilly manipulating his family.
The top White House advisor, deputy chief of state, Karl Rove has resigned. Rove has been dubbed President Bush’s brain. Which is like being called Michael Vick’s conscience.
The top White House advisor, deputy chief of state, Karl Rove has resigned. Rove is going to spend more time entering “Nazi-whose-face-melts-in-“Raiders of the Lost Ark” look-alike contests.
How does it do that?
Hawaii is looking out for hurricane Flossie. Flossie is a serious hurricane, it turns your house into a 1932 Wisconsin dairy farm
Go figure?
A man in West Virginia is suing McDonalds for $10 million because of his allergic reaction to cheese on a cheeseburger. Gosh, I wonder how cheese got on his quarter pounder with cheese? That’s a mystery.
Sweatry
In final round of the PGA Championship in steamy Tulsa, Tiger Woods battled it out with Woody Austin to win by two strokes. It was so hot, Tiger was sweating like Michael Vick at take-your-dog-to-work-day.
Get it?
In health news, a study reveals that marijuana can increase your chances of becoming schizophrenic. In a related story, Snoop Dog just changed his name to Snoop Snoop Dog Dog.
Take out the trash
Britney Spears has accused her mother of sleeping with her ex, Kevin Federline, to make her jealous. This just in, Tonya Harding now claims Britney is giving trailer trash a bad name.
Not paying off
The U.N. is warning that Gaza is facing an economic meltdown. Apparently the job of throwing rocks at Israeli tanks doesn’t pay as well as it used to.
Or something like that
The star of the movie, “:Rush Hour 3”, Jackie Chan, said he is excited about being number one at the box office. At least we think Chang said he is excited about being number one at the box office. Either that or Chang said he's been sighted a b0at fleeing numb ones at the boss off us.
Aww, that’s nice
The top White House advisor, deputy chief of state, Karl Rove has resigned. Rove wants to spend more time evilly manipulating his family.
The top White House advisor, deputy chief of state, Karl Rove has resigned. Rove has been dubbed President Bush’s brain. Which is like being called Michael Vick’s conscience.
The top White House advisor, deputy chief of state, Karl Rove has resigned. Rove is going to spend more time entering “Nazi-whose-face-melts-in-“Raiders of the Lost Ark” look-alike contests.
How does it do that?
Hawaii is looking out for hurricane Flossie. Flossie is a serious hurricane, it turns your house into a 1932 Wisconsin dairy farm
Go figure?
A man in West Virginia is suing McDonalds for $10 million because of his allergic reaction to cheese on a cheeseburger. Gosh, I wonder how cheese got on his quarter pounder with cheese? That’s a mystery.
Sweatry
In final round of the PGA Championship in steamy Tulsa, Tiger Woods battled it out with Woody Austin to win by two strokes. It was so hot, Tiger was sweating like Michael Vick at take-your-dog-to-work-day.
Get it?
In health news, a study reveals that marijuana can increase your chances of becoming schizophrenic. In a related story, Snoop Dog just changed his name to Snoop Snoop Dog Dog.
Take out the trash
Britney Spears has accused her mother of sleeping with her ex, Kevin Federline, to make her jealous. This just in, Tonya Harding now claims Britney is giving trailer trash a bad name.
Not paying off
The U.N. is warning that Gaza is facing an economic meltdown. Apparently the job of throwing rocks at Israeli tanks doesn’t pay as well as it used to.
Or something like that
The star of the movie, “:Rush Hour 3”, Jackie Chan, said he is excited about being number one at the box office. At least we think Chang said he is excited about being number one at the box office. Either that or Chang said he's been sighted a b0at fleeing numb ones at the boss off us.
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