Rap and tap and snap it backs and hold it, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Putting the BS in CBS
Things are not going well for Katie Couric at “CBS Evening News.” The ratings are low, tensions are high and if all that wasn’t enough, the “Sixty Minutes” old dudes keep calling Katie Lucille Ball.

Amazing
French NBA star Tony Parker gave his wife, Eva Longoria, a wedding ring with 107 diamonds on it. Upon hearing this, Kobe Bryant said; “Wow, he has already had 107 affairs?”

Not so juicy
OJ Simpson turned 60 this week. To give you an idea how old he is, OJ actually can’t remember where he buried the knife.

Oh we kid the French
French NBA star Tony Parker gave his wife, Eva Longoria, a wedding ring with 107 diamonds on it. That is one diamond for every year since the French have won a battle.

Make a wish and blow out those hot fire thingies
Happy 27th birthday to Jessica Simpson or as she calls it “Ten fingers plus ten fingers plus seven fingers.”

Not good
Intelligence reports indicate al Qaeda is growing stronger and stronger. That has to make John McCain feel bad that al Qaeda is doing better than he is.

To be more precise
Katherine Zeta Jones said the line that worked from Michael Douglass was “I want to be the father of your children.” That’s sweet but wouldn’t it be more accurate if he said; “I want to be the grandfather of your children”?