Friday, May 18, 2007

We gonna stay in the fray like back in the day, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Getting’ up there
“Gilmore Girls” aired its last show last night. That is shocking. I had no idea “Gilmore Girls” was still on the air. By now they are so old isn’t it; “The Gilmore Golden Girls”?


Coincidence
Donald Trump became a grandfather over the weekend, a baby girl named Kai. Kai is an old Danish name that, roughly translated, means bad hair day.

Skating in L.A. nobody skates in L.A. Except murdering celebrities
At Phil Spector’s murder trial; Spector’s chauffeur testified Spector said; “I think I killed somebody” and he saw blood on Spector’s hands. Despite all the evidence, Spector won’t go to jail, celebrities in L.A. can’t be convicted of murder unless they kill somebody in the courtroom.


At Phil Spector’s murder trial; Spector’s chauffeur testified Spector said; “I think I killed somebody” and he saw blood on Spector’s hands. Despite the iron clad evidence, Spector won’t go to jail, celebrities in L.A. can’t be convicted of murder. Just for fun, “Deal or No Deal” host Howie Mandel ran over two drifters on the way to the show.

What a fun show
A Hamas child’s TV show features a Mickey Mouse-like character, named Farfur, who preaches Muslim hatred against Israel and the U.S. Don’t confuse this with Hamas’s sex education-character: Humpie the Camel.


Since you asked:

This Floyd Landis “Sam the Eagle” ass-clown should fry

This jerk has thrown everyone he can think of under the bus. When he tested positive for synthetic testosterone he blamed it in on his team’s chef, whisky, the French, the Tour De France itself, the doctor who did the test, his trainer, his teammates and I am pretty sure, at some point, he blamed former ex-CIA head slimy weasel George Tenet. Or was it Tenet blamed Landis?

Now Landis tells his business manager about LeMonde telling him –in confidence, by the way - about being molested by his uncle to show Landis how, if something bad happened, taking drugs in Landis’s case, that it is better to let it out. You think the manager did this threat to LeMonde on his own? Landis had to tell his manager about it in the first place and it fits to a tee how Landis has tried to screw everyone else to save his cheating ass.

The sport of cycling in the US is now dead and the guy who Phil Spector’d it is Floyd Landis.