It is hard out here

We working it old school up in here, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Oddly enough
In health news, in Los Angeles a man is suing a veteran’s hospital for removing the wrong testicle. Ironically, most trial lawyers would give their left nut for this case.

Hate to see that
The long-legged Haley Scarnato got voted off “American Idol.” There was that one really odd moment when Keith Richards scampered up Haley’s leg and fell off and hit his head.  

Enough already
Did you see “American Idol”? Sanjaya got voted back again but this time Don Imus apologized for it.

Out of it
Did you see “American Idol”? Paula Abdul is acting weirder and weirder. Last night Paula insisted she was the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby.

Amazing
An Australian tabloid claims that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are going to buy a 244 foot yacht. The yacht has a swimming pool, a helicopter pad, a submarine and a special home entertainment center that automatically edits out anything with Jennifer Anniston in it.

Long time ago
It has been so cold around the country this spring that major league baseball has had it’s lowest rate of home runs hit since 1993. To give you an idea how long ago that was, in 1993, Barry Bonds head was only mildly freakishly large.  

It is so bad that the baseball commissioner, Bud Selig, is now insisting that players take steroids.

Slow going
After nine games this season, San Francisco Giants steroid slugger Barry Bonds only has one home run. At this rate Barry won’t break Hank Aaron’s 755 home run record until they identify the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter’s daughter.