It is hard out here

We getting’ ten kinds of nasty up in this joint-asty, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers  

Not good
Did you see the clip of Eddie Griffin crashing that Ferrari? Remember the movie “Scent of Woman”? Al Pacino played a character who drove a Ferrari better than Eddie did. And he was blind.

Oui wheels
This summer the French will offer thousands of low-cost bicycle rentals in an effort to cut down on pollution and traffic in Paris. Beret, baguette, striped shirt and bottle of wine sold separately.

That’s a relief
The bad news is that the Pope announced there really is a hell. The good news? Satan has gone green and turned down the temperature in hell to a warm and pleasant 78.

More trouble
The bad news is that the Pope announced there really is a hell. This is the worst news for the Cincinnati Bengals since they started putting metal detectors in strip clubs.

Had to see it
This is a big weekend for massive Ohio State freshman Greg Oden. Not only was his team in the final four of the NCAA tournament, but he also won the “Raising Arizona” Randal “Tex” Cobb character Leonard Smalls look-alike contest.