It is hard out here
It up and did what it did when it did it to it and did it, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
This a rough time for sports fans in the United States. Football is done, baseball hasn’t started, even the players don’t yet care about the NBA until the playoffs and college basketball’s March Madness is over a month away. To give you an idea how bad it is now, one desperate US sports fan actually watched a soccer game.
After former NBA player John Amaechi revealed he is gay, former NBA player Tim Hardaway told a sports radio show that he hates gays. Hardaway was then confronted by a gang of angry gay men who informed him he could take their assault the easy way or the Hardaway.
Honestly, would somebody bury James Brown and Anna Nicole Smith? Please? Bueller?
Did you know that they still haven’t buried James Brown? The man died on Christmas day. This breaks the record for a cadaver not being buried set by the Chicago Cubs.
Since you asked:
This Anna Nicole Smith story is so over but the press won’t stop hammering it. As over-exposed, under-talented women go, Anna Nicole was just a sad train wreck. Britney Spears is just a tacky little idiot and Lindsay Lohan, who actually has talent, is a messed-up prima donna.
But Paris Hilton is sinisterly evil. Honestly, she has wealth, she has, despite no skills, notoriety, so why won’t she go away?
Remember the ghost of Christmas present? He unveiled his cloak to reveal two gaunt woodland creature-like children at his feet, the boy representing ignorance and the girl want?
I think the girl is Paris Hilton.
Made my version of the awesome Sam the cooking guy’s shrimp tacos.
Easy. Festive. Tastier than a mofizzy. So Lex like.
Slice some red cabbage real thin, put it in a bowl.
Mix sour cream with fresh lime juice and some diced chilis and put that in a bowl.
Put some grated Monterey Jack cheese in a bowl.
Peel and de-vein your newly thawed frozen uncooked shrimp and heavily dust with Old Bay seasoning chop into smaller pieces and sauté in a pan with olive oil over medium heat.
Place small corn tortillas on your handy stove top grill.
When the shrimps are done, put them in bowl.
Put the grilled corn tortillas on a plate with tin foil covering them to keep them warm put them far right on the counter.
To the left of the tortillas place the sour cream mixture bowl.
Next to the sour cream goes the shredded red cabbage.
Next comes the shrimp bowl.
Next comes the bowl of shredded Monterey cheese
You and your lovely guests just grab a tortilla and traipse down that line, Buster. Combine that on a plate with my grilled corn salsa with blue corn chips and badaboom, badabing, badabeep, you got yourself a perfect snappy little meal to watch those athlete persons play that sports thingie.
Oh rah.
Now even I am starting to wonder about myself.
As I was explaining how to go down the line and make the shrimp tacos, I actually gave myself a slight case of jazz hands acting it out.
Anyone have the number of that ungay-making camp Rev. Teddy went to?
This a rough time for sports fans in the United States. Football is done, baseball hasn’t started, even the players don’t yet care about the NBA until the playoffs and college basketball’s March Madness is over a month away. To give you an idea how bad it is now, one desperate US sports fan actually watched a soccer game.
After former NBA player John Amaechi revealed he is gay, former NBA player Tim Hardaway told a sports radio show that he hates gays. Hardaway was then confronted by a gang of angry gay men who informed him he could take their assault the easy way or the Hardaway.
Honestly, would somebody bury James Brown and Anna Nicole Smith? Please? Bueller?
Did you know that they still haven’t buried James Brown? The man died on Christmas day. This breaks the record for a cadaver not being buried set by the Chicago Cubs.
Since you asked:
This Anna Nicole Smith story is so over but the press won’t stop hammering it. As over-exposed, under-talented women go, Anna Nicole was just a sad train wreck. Britney Spears is just a tacky little idiot and Lindsay Lohan, who actually has talent, is a messed-up prima donna.
But Paris Hilton is sinisterly evil. Honestly, she has wealth, she has, despite no skills, notoriety, so why won’t she go away?
Remember the ghost of Christmas present? He unveiled his cloak to reveal two gaunt woodland creature-like children at his feet, the boy representing ignorance and the girl want?
I think the girl is Paris Hilton.
Made my version of the awesome Sam the cooking guy’s shrimp tacos.
Easy. Festive. Tastier than a mofizzy. So Lex like.
Slice some red cabbage real thin, put it in a bowl.
Mix sour cream with fresh lime juice and some diced chilis and put that in a bowl.
Put some grated Monterey Jack cheese in a bowl.
Peel and de-vein your newly thawed frozen uncooked shrimp and heavily dust with Old Bay seasoning chop into smaller pieces and sauté in a pan with olive oil over medium heat.
Place small corn tortillas on your handy stove top grill.
When the shrimps are done, put them in bowl.
Put the grilled corn tortillas on a plate with tin foil covering them to keep them warm put them far right on the counter.
To the left of the tortillas place the sour cream mixture bowl.
Next to the sour cream goes the shredded red cabbage.
Next comes the shrimp bowl.
Next comes the bowl of shredded Monterey cheese
You and your lovely guests just grab a tortilla and traipse down that line, Buster. Combine that on a plate with my grilled corn salsa with blue corn chips and badaboom, badabing, badabeep, you got yourself a perfect snappy little meal to watch those athlete persons play that sports thingie.
Oh rah.
Now even I am starting to wonder about myself.
As I was explaining how to go down the line and make the shrimp tacos, I actually gave myself a slight case of jazz hands acting it out.
Anyone have the number of that ungay-making camp Rev. Teddy went to?
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12:54 PM
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