It is hard out here

How do it know that it got to go, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers?

Only the lonely
Maytag recalled 2.3 million dish washing machines. Now the Maytag repairman isn’t the loneliest guy on earth, Chicago Bear QB Rex Grossman is.

Who knew?
The Indianapolis Colts defeated the Chicago Bears 29-17 in a brutal game for Bear quarterback, Rex “His Super Bowl was really” Grossman. Who would have guessed that, at the end of the day, Oprah would have had a better Super Bowl than Grossman.

Not good
The Indianapolis Colts defeated the Chicago Bears 29-17 in a brutal game for Bear quarterback, Rex “His Super Bowl was really” Grossman. How bad was it? At the end of the day, Kevin Federline’s commercial had a higher quarterback rating than Grossman.

It makes you think
Billy Joel sang the national anthem at Super Bowl 41. It was very dramatic, it made think of our troops in Iraq, the first ever two black head coaches in the Super Bowl, but most importantly, it made me think: how on earth did Billy Joel ever tap and marry Christie Brinkley?  

Not since then
The Indianapolis Colts defeated the Chicago Bears 29-17 in a pouring rain that produced a lot of fumbles. In fact, there were more balls dropped than at a Hillary Duff concert.

Shoots and scores
The Indianapolis Colts defeated the Chicago Bears 29-17.  The Bears David Hester returned the opening kickoff for a touchdown in the first 14 seconds. This was the fastest score at any Super Bowl if you don’t count when Tom Brady attended the Victoria Secret party.

We kid the Cubbies
The Indianapolis Colts defeated the Chicago Bears 29-17 in a brutal game for Bear quarterback, Rex Grossman. Grossman dropped so many balls he was named an honorary Chicago Cub.

Uh, no Sir, that’s not, oh forget it
It was a little awkward, when asked what he thought about the Super Bowl, President Bush said “I thought it was a good game but where was the bowling that was supposed to be so super?”

What is that guy doing there?
Super Bowl 41 was exciting. Here is my question: why was the national anthem sung by Mr. French from “Family Affair?”

Skankapooloza
In his book, portly porn star Ron Jeremy revealed that Paris Hilton asked to see his asset and she did but only after she agreed to flash Jeremy her breasts. The good news is while those two were busy with their show and tell, the rate of sexually transmitted diseases plummeted.  


Mel, Mel, Mel
The Indianapolis Colts defeated the Chicago Bears 29-17 in a brutal game for Bear quarterback, Rex Grossman. If that wasn’t ugly enough, today Mel Gibson blamed the Bear loss on the fact that Grossman is a Jew.  


We kid the Windy City
In the Super Bowl, the Indianapolis Colts defeated the Chicago Bears 29-17 just when Chicago got hammered with a brutal cold snap. The good news for Chicagoans? Frostbite takes your mind off of your hangover and the Cubs have not yet been mathematically eliminated for 2007.