It is hard out here

What was so super about it, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers?

Add singing to the list of things Hillary can’t do
A tone-deaf Hillary Clinton was caught on an open microphone butchering the National Anthem during a visit to Iowa. The good news is it sparked a new campaign slogan: “Vote for Hillary or she will sing.”

How bad was it? Yoko Ono was howling.

Bill Clinton’s former campaign manager, Dick Morris, said he thinks Hillary Clinton will be elected President but that she will go on to become the worst president in history. That is ridiculous. Everyone knows who is the worst president in history: Dick Cheney.

Only the lonely
Maytag recalled 2.3  million dish washing machines. Now the Maytag repairman isn’t the loneliest guy on earth, Rex Grossman is.


Islamic groups continue to protest depictions of Muslims as terrorists on Fox’s “24” In fact, the Islamic group are so angry at the portrayal of Muslims as terrorists that they, quote; “Plan to blow up that wretched infidel Kiefer Sutherland.”