Tuesday, October 03, 2006

It is hard out here

Bring it ‘til you sting it, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Good news bad news
Pop singer George Michael was arrested again for being wasted on booze and drugs in his car. On the bright side, George has been hired to sing at the Kennedy family reunion.

Sure thing
John Kerry announced he is feeling what you have to feel to run for President again; you know that that means: his wife, Teresa, increased his allowance again.

Why?
Fla. Rep. Mark Foley has resigned over inappropriate e-mails to a 16-year-old former male congressional page. Foley’s colleagues are shocked. They can’t figure out how a 16-year-old boy could provide bribe money.

Fla. Rep. Mark Foley has resigned over inappropriate e-mails to a 16-year-old former male congressional page. Did you see the transcripts of the instant messages between the congressman and the boy? They were creepier than Michael Jackson in a clown outfit at Chucky Cheese.


Not good
Virginia Senator George Allen Jr. is being accused of making racially insensitive remarks. And in typical butt -covering political move, Allen introduced legislation to aid Black farmers. Allen then proceeded to blow it by saying he wanted to help black farmers. All three of them.

Gosh, how is it possible that the son of the former coach of a team called the Redskins could make an insensitive remark?

That’s how late in the season it is
It is late in the baseball season and teams are still battling for playoff spots. To give you an idea how late it is in the season, today the Kansas City Royals officially became mathematically eliminated from next year’s playoffs.

Not easy
It was a hard weekend for a lot of Fantasy Football League players, Peyton Manning had a bad statistical game, Shaun Alexander is out with a broken foot, the MyPetSnake blog went down.