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Cater to the slobs
McDonalds is going to serve breakfast 24-hours a day. How fat and lazy have we become when we have to cater to slobs who can’t make it out of bed to get to McDonalds by 11:00 am?
McDonalds is going to serve breakfast 24-hours a day. And thank goodness, just in time, our country was just getting too darn skinny.
I tell ya’, he was hot
Bill Clinton is still furious about his interview with Chris Wallace on Fox News. In fact, Clinton is so steamed, he crawled in bed with Hillary just to cool down.
Just missed
During Bill Clinton’s fiery interview with Chris Wallace on Fox News, Clinton claimed to have plans to shoot a missile at terrorists, but, like with Monica, Clinton missed down and to the right.
Can you believe the temper on Bill Clinton in his interview with Chris Wallace on Fox News? Before that nobody knew Clinton could blow his fuse that fast except Monica.
No easy task, that
Pope Benedict met with Muslim leaders to try and diffuse Muslim anger. Yeah, good luck with that. The Pope might want to try something a little easier than diffusing Muslim anger like, oh, say, building a time machine, for example.
Good news bad news
In an inspiring Monday Night Football win for New Orleans, the Saints beat the Atlanta Falcons 23-3. The good news for the Saints is they got momentum from blocking the field goal of 46-year-old Morten Anderson. The bad news? They were charged with elder abuse.
Not easy
A study on Internet Pornography reveals it generates 12 billion a year in revenue more than three times what NBC makes. Of course it is tough for NBC to compete with Internet porn, the only time anyone on NBC got screwed is when they saw the ratings for “Joey.”
My Poor Cubbies
In a typical rookie hazing, the Chicago Cubs rookies had to dress in drag for a road trip. Man, just when you thought the Cubs couldn’t look any uglier.
One player was wearing a mini skirt so short, you could almost see his steroid shrunken testicles.
Infuriated, I say
It is disgusting that we have something as powerful as the Internet and we use it to generate 12 billion dollars in pornography. That infuriates me. It also infuriates me when an Internet site says a three-way is two guys and a girl, it should be two girls and a guy.
Cater to the slobs
McDonalds is going to serve breakfast 24-hours a day. How fat and lazy have we become when we have to cater to slobs who can’t make it out of bed to get to McDonalds by 11:00 am?
McDonalds is going to serve breakfast 24-hours a day. And thank goodness, just in time, our country was just getting too darn skinny.
I tell ya’, he was hot
Bill Clinton is still furious about his interview with Chris Wallace on Fox News. In fact, Clinton is so steamed, he crawled in bed with Hillary just to cool down.
Just missed
During Bill Clinton’s fiery interview with Chris Wallace on Fox News, Clinton claimed to have plans to shoot a missile at terrorists, but, like with Monica, Clinton missed down and to the right.
Can you believe the temper on Bill Clinton in his interview with Chris Wallace on Fox News? Before that nobody knew Clinton could blow his fuse that fast except Monica.
No easy task, that
Pope Benedict met with Muslim leaders to try and diffuse Muslim anger. Yeah, good luck with that. The Pope might want to try something a little easier than diffusing Muslim anger like, oh, say, building a time machine, for example.
Good news bad news
In an inspiring Monday Night Football win for New Orleans, the Saints beat the Atlanta Falcons 23-3. The good news for the Saints is they got momentum from blocking the field goal of 46-year-old Morten Anderson. The bad news? They were charged with elder abuse.
Not easy
A study on Internet Pornography reveals it generates 12 billion a year in revenue more than three times what NBC makes. Of course it is tough for NBC to compete with Internet porn, the only time anyone on NBC got screwed is when they saw the ratings for “Joey.”
My Poor Cubbies
In a typical rookie hazing, the Chicago Cubs rookies had to dress in drag for a road trip. Man, just when you thought the Cubs couldn’t look any uglier.
One player was wearing a mini skirt so short, you could almost see his steroid shrunken testicles.
Infuriated, I say
It is disgusting that we have something as powerful as the Internet and we use it to generate 12 billion dollars in pornography. That infuriates me. It also infuriates me when an Internet site says a three-way is two guys and a girl, it should be two girls and a guy.
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