It is hard out here
What up or shut up, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
The Rolling Stones will perform at the site of the Kentucky Derby, Churchill Downs. The race track had to promise that, no matter how bad he looked, they would not put down Keith Richards unless he fell out of a tree.
The Stones have a song, “Dead Flowers” that references the Kentucky Derby. Coincidentally, the Stones songs, “Beast of Burden”, “Wild Horses” and “Bitch” also describe the horses I last bet on at the Kentucky Derby.
After failing two drug tests, Floyd Landis refuses to admit he used testosterone and he will fight to keep his Tour De France title. At this point even Joe Lieberman is saying “Hey, give it up. It’s over.”
A new study shows that teens whose iPods are full of music with raunchy, sexual lyrics start having sex sooner than those who prefer other songs. And the ones who had the most sex were the boys who had Van Halen’s “Hot for Teacher.”
Dustin Diamond, aka Screech from “Saved by the Bell” told a Florida radio station that a woman attacked him in his hotel room. Authorities say the woman became angry and violent when she suddenly realized he was Screech from “Saved by the Bell.”
The divorce of Paul McCartney and Heather Mills is ugly. Sir Paul has hired a tough lawyer, Fiona Shackleton, who is going to try and get everything from Mills down to her artificial leg. This made Mills hopping mad but she can’t sue because her case doesn’t have a leg to stand on.
The Rolling Stones will perform at the site of the Kentucky Derby, Churchill Downs. The race track had to promise that, no matter how bad he looked, they would not put down Keith Richards unless he fell out of a tree.
The Stones have a song, “Dead Flowers” that references the Kentucky Derby. Coincidentally, the Stones songs, “Beast of Burden”, “Wild Horses” and “Bitch” also describe the horses I last bet on at the Kentucky Derby.
After failing two drug tests, Floyd Landis refuses to admit he used testosterone and he will fight to keep his Tour De France title. At this point even Joe Lieberman is saying “Hey, give it up. It’s over.”
A new study shows that teens whose iPods are full of music with raunchy, sexual lyrics start having sex sooner than those who prefer other songs. And the ones who had the most sex were the boys who had Van Halen’s “Hot for Teacher.”
Dustin Diamond, aka Screech from “Saved by the Bell” told a Florida radio station that a woman attacked him in his hotel room. Authorities say the woman became angry and violent when she suddenly realized he was Screech from “Saved by the Bell.”
The divorce of Paul McCartney and Heather Mills is ugly. Sir Paul has hired a tough lawyer, Fiona Shackleton, who is going to try and get everything from Mills down to her artificial leg. This made Mills hopping mad but she can’t sue because her case doesn’t have a leg to stand on.
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