It is hard out here
We takin’ it slow and we goin’ down low, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
Shame on him
The CIA fired one of its top officials for leaking classified documents to the press. They should can him, who does he think he is, the President?
Oops
An Online study came up with the ten most irritating things guys do during sex. I believe they’re called seconds.
Yikes
What is the story with Kenny Roger’s face? He looks like the people in “The Ring” after they’ve seen the video.
What is the story with Kenny Roger’s face? It’s like he went to the plastic surgeon and said; “My wife is throwing me a surprise party, so make me look like I am really surprised.”
Phew
There is relief in Hollywood today because a high court ruled that vulgarity by TV writers in the work place is not sexual harassment; in a related story, my writing assistant, Susie, has a great ass.
There is relief in Hollywood today because a high court ruled that vulgarity by TV writers in the work place is not sexual harassment. In a related story, our writers said; “I’m not sure what harassment, but her boobs meant the world to me.” (rimshot)
There is relief in Hollywood today because a high court ruled that vulgarity by TV writers in the work place is not sexual harassment; in a related story, today he had to make a “Pants Mandatory” dress code for our writers.
A good start
Federal Immigration agents carried out the largest bust in U.S. history netting 1,187 illegal workers. Great, only 11,999,873 to go.
The raid was dubbed: Operation Drop of Water From the Ocean.
Federal Immigration agents had the largest bust in U.S. history netting 1,187 illegal workers. I don’t want to say the raid was futile, but all of the illegal immigrants they deported were back today only to find they had been replaced by five new illegal immigrants.
Gas pains
To give you an idea how high the price of gas is, today in New York, Donald Trump had to carpool to work with his ex-wives.
To give you an idea how expensive gas is, the low-budget Florida Marlins have announced they will go ahead and forfeit all of their away games.
Nothing new
The Chicago Cubs star slugger Derek Lee is out three months with a broken wrist; We Cubs fans may have to brace ourselves for a disappointing season. Luckily we’ve prepared our entire lives.
Shame on him
The CIA fired one of its top officials for leaking classified documents to the press. They should can him, who does he think he is, the President?
Oops
An Online study came up with the ten most irritating things guys do during sex. I believe they’re called seconds.
Yikes
What is the story with Kenny Roger’s face? He looks like the people in “The Ring” after they’ve seen the video.
What is the story with Kenny Roger’s face? It’s like he went to the plastic surgeon and said; “My wife is throwing me a surprise party, so make me look like I am really surprised.”
Phew
There is relief in Hollywood today because a high court ruled that vulgarity by TV writers in the work place is not sexual harassment; in a related story, my writing assistant, Susie, has a great ass.
There is relief in Hollywood today because a high court ruled that vulgarity by TV writers in the work place is not sexual harassment. In a related story, our writers said; “I’m not sure what harassment, but her boobs meant the world to me.” (rimshot)
There is relief in Hollywood today because a high court ruled that vulgarity by TV writers in the work place is not sexual harassment; in a related story, today he had to make a “Pants Mandatory” dress code for our writers.
A good start
Federal Immigration agents carried out the largest bust in U.S. history netting 1,187 illegal workers. Great, only 11,999,873 to go.
The raid was dubbed: Operation Drop of Water From the Ocean.
Federal Immigration agents had the largest bust in U.S. history netting 1,187 illegal workers. I don’t want to say the raid was futile, but all of the illegal immigrants they deported were back today only to find they had been replaced by five new illegal immigrants.
Gas pains
To give you an idea how high the price of gas is, today in New York, Donald Trump had to carpool to work with his ex-wives.
To give you an idea how expensive gas is, the low-budget Florida Marlins have announced they will go ahead and forfeit all of their away games.
Nothing new
The Chicago Cubs star slugger Derek Lee is out three months with a broken wrist; We Cubs fans may have to brace ourselves for a disappointing season. Luckily we’ve prepared our entire lives.
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