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The scent of Paris
Paris Hilton is trying to get a copyright for her expression: That’s hot. She also wants to get the copyright for her expression, “Wait, the camera isn’t on,” and “What’s the number for 411?”
Paris Hilton has a perfume out. Maybe it’s just me, but I would have a hard time buying something that smells like someone named after a city not exactly famous for hygiene.
For Paris Hilton’s sake, I hope her perfume smells more like a Hilton than Paris.
$40?
The Colorado Rockies terminated the contract of pitcher Denny Neagle less than three days after he was cited for soliciting a prostitute. The woman in his car squealed to police Neagle paid her $40 for oral sex. What did Neagle expect? He wasn’t paying her to keep her mouth shut.
Neagle is a starting pitcher, but he brought new meaning to the term a blown save.
$40 for oral sex? That’s less than some guys pay for a haircut. Neagle must have gone to the hooker’s version of Super Cuts: Super Sluts.
Sorry about this one in advance
There is no truth to the rumor that Indiana Pacer fan-brawler Ron Artest plans to convert to Islam during his suspension. Good thing. Then the Shiite would have hit the fan.
Ricky don’t twist that number
A couple in Florida called the police to report they had ¼ pound of marijuana stolen. Police have issued an A.P.B. for the ex-Dolphin Ricky Williams.
How does this work?
They are in the penalty phase of the Scott Peterson trial. When you could get death, isn’t it more than just a penalty? Is a ref in a striped shirt going to throw a yellow flag before they flip the switch on the electric chair? “After further review, the guy is going to fry.”
That is some serious reading right there
A 24-year-old Florida reading teacher, Debra La Favra, is charged with having sex with a 14-year-old male student. That kid must have been doing some serious reading. All I ever got was a gold star.
It replaces the old motto: Your first heart attack is free
Denny’s has a new motto: “We’re cooking now.” Actually, the entire motto is “We’re cooking now that the FDA is investigating our butts.”
Denny’s new motto is “We’re cooking now.” Unless you’re African American, then it’s “We’ll cook when we feel like it.”
Not kidding around now
After an attack on an American Consulate, Saudi Arabia has renewed its vow to fight terrorism in all its aspects. And they’re serious, this time they may even stop funding it.
The scent of Paris
Paris Hilton is trying to get a copyright for her expression: That’s hot. She also wants to get the copyright for her expression, “Wait, the camera isn’t on,” and “What’s the number for 411?”
Paris Hilton has a perfume out. Maybe it’s just me, but I would have a hard time buying something that smells like someone named after a city not exactly famous for hygiene.
For Paris Hilton’s sake, I hope her perfume smells more like a Hilton than Paris.
$40?
The Colorado Rockies terminated the contract of pitcher Denny Neagle less than three days after he was cited for soliciting a prostitute. The woman in his car squealed to police Neagle paid her $40 for oral sex. What did Neagle expect? He wasn’t paying her to keep her mouth shut.
Neagle is a starting pitcher, but he brought new meaning to the term a blown save.
$40 for oral sex? That’s less than some guys pay for a haircut. Neagle must have gone to the hooker’s version of Super Cuts: Super Sluts.
Sorry about this one in advance
There is no truth to the rumor that Indiana Pacer fan-brawler Ron Artest plans to convert to Islam during his suspension. Good thing. Then the Shiite would have hit the fan.
Ricky don’t twist that number
A couple in Florida called the police to report they had ¼ pound of marijuana stolen. Police have issued an A.P.B. for the ex-Dolphin Ricky Williams.
How does this work?
They are in the penalty phase of the Scott Peterson trial. When you could get death, isn’t it more than just a penalty? Is a ref in a striped shirt going to throw a yellow flag before they flip the switch on the electric chair? “After further review, the guy is going to fry.”
That is some serious reading right there
A 24-year-old Florida reading teacher, Debra La Favra, is charged with having sex with a 14-year-old male student. That kid must have been doing some serious reading. All I ever got was a gold star.
It replaces the old motto: Your first heart attack is free
Denny’s has a new motto: “We’re cooking now.” Actually, the entire motto is “We’re cooking now that the FDA is investigating our butts.”
Denny’s new motto is “We’re cooking now.” Unless you’re African American, then it’s “We’ll cook when we feel like it.”
Not kidding around now
After an attack on an American Consulate, Saudi Arabia has renewed its vow to fight terrorism in all its aspects. And they’re serious, this time they may even stop funding it.
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