That's how we roll up in here, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


Kinda like that
Due to a court edict, Kobe Bryant's cameras can only shoot Kobe Bryant's accusor from behind. Kind of how Kobe did.

Title change
The headline was "Singer Bobby Brown released from jail." At what point can we stop calling this clown a singer? He hasn't sung in years. Isn't Brown now devoted to being a full-time screw up?

Good tip
*Donald Trump has written a book on how to get rich. Chapter Three? How to brush out your eyebrows and scowl.

Now that's scary
FBI Director Robert Mueller said new security measures need to be taken due to the upcoming party conventions and elections, but also because Bobby Brown, Whitney Houston and Courtney Love are all out of jail and wandering around free.