In the profound words of harmonica great Little Walter, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers: “Gonna leave her runnin’ ‘cause walkin’ most too slow.”
Reality bites a lot
*There is a new reality show, “The Surreal Life” that stars an evangelist, a porn star, a former TV star, and an ex-rapper. That’s not a TV show, those are candidates for Governor of California.
“The Surreal Life” features – among other dubious celebrities - porn star Ron Jeremy and ex-white rapper Vanilla Ice. Why Vanilla Ice? They couldn’t find another porn star.
Poor choices
*Pete Rose admitted to ABC’s Charles Gibson that he bet on baseball. Rose went on to say it was by far the worst decision of his life surpassing even his Seventies Moe-of-The-Three-Stooges haircut.
Oh, that kooky, nutty Osama
*A new audiotape purported to Osama bin Laden has emerged; on the tape Osama declares war against the U.S., all of our allies, and he also initiates a bitchy catfight between himself, Christine Aguilera and Britney Spears.
And she actually wonders why we think she’s a ditz?
*Britney Spears annulled her Las Vegas marriage to her childhood friend, Jason Alexander, after two days. The marriage lasted two days. Or as Jennifer Lopez calls that: the long haul.
You know why their marriage got annulled after two days? The booze wore off. The marriage was dissolved due to irreconcilable hangovers.
You know what Britney’s very next words were after she said I do? They were: I did what?
News flash
*This just in. The BCS computer has Iraq winning the war against the U.S. based on a tougher strength of schedule.
Non-Reality it’s not TV
*This is the final season of HBO’s “Sex in the City.” The show chronicles four typical New York single gals. Typical for filthy rich drunk nymphomaniacs. About “Sex in the City,” even Paris Hilton says; “Oh come on, who has that much sex? Nobody can afford to live like that in Manhattan, get real.”
It’s not TV, it’s HBO’s ‘Ho’s.
Those “Sex in the City” girls must spend $100,000 each per year just on brunch and none of them ever seem to work. Anna Nicole Smith couldn’t afford to live like that after she killed her old rich husband.
Since you asked:
You think you got problems, Slats and Nugs? Although I love her to pieces and she is as sweet as she can be, my wife talks exactly like Bill Lumberg from "Office Space."
"Yeah, umm, I'm gonna kind of need you to go ahead and write me a check. Yeah, that'd be greeeeaaat. Mmmkay?"
Reality bites a lot
*There is a new reality show, “The Surreal Life” that stars an evangelist, a porn star, a former TV star, and an ex-rapper. That’s not a TV show, those are candidates for Governor of California.
“The Surreal Life” features – among other dubious celebrities - porn star Ron Jeremy and ex-white rapper Vanilla Ice. Why Vanilla Ice? They couldn’t find another porn star.
Poor choices
*Pete Rose admitted to ABC’s Charles Gibson that he bet on baseball. Rose went on to say it was by far the worst decision of his life surpassing even his Seventies Moe-of-The-Three-Stooges haircut.
Oh, that kooky, nutty Osama
*A new audiotape purported to Osama bin Laden has emerged; on the tape Osama declares war against the U.S., all of our allies, and he also initiates a bitchy catfight between himself, Christine Aguilera and Britney Spears.
And she actually wonders why we think she’s a ditz?
*Britney Spears annulled her Las Vegas marriage to her childhood friend, Jason Alexander, after two days. The marriage lasted two days. Or as Jennifer Lopez calls that: the long haul.
You know why their marriage got annulled after two days? The booze wore off. The marriage was dissolved due to irreconcilable hangovers.
You know what Britney’s very next words were after she said I do? They were: I did what?
News flash
*This just in. The BCS computer has Iraq winning the war against the U.S. based on a tougher strength of schedule.
Non-Reality it’s not TV
*This is the final season of HBO’s “Sex in the City.” The show chronicles four typical New York single gals. Typical for filthy rich drunk nymphomaniacs. About “Sex in the City,” even Paris Hilton says; “Oh come on, who has that much sex? Nobody can afford to live like that in Manhattan, get real.”
It’s not TV, it’s HBO’s ‘Ho’s.
Those “Sex in the City” girls must spend $100,000 each per year just on brunch and none of them ever seem to work. Anna Nicole Smith couldn’t afford to live like that after she killed her old rich husband.
Since you asked:
You think you got problems, Slats and Nugs? Although I love her to pieces and she is as sweet as she can be, my wife talks exactly like Bill Lumberg from "Office Space."
"Yeah, umm, I'm gonna kind of need you to go ahead and write me a check. Yeah, that'd be greeeeaaat. Mmmkay?"
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