We getting’ the ho ho holly all up in here, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Well, no, usually I’m the drunk one . . .
Do you ever go to really obnoxious Christmas party where everyone but you is drunk? I was at a party like that last night and, I swear, Joe Namath must have asked to kiss me three times.


From Broadway Joe to Mistletoe Joe
*During an ESPN sideline interview, a slurring Joe Namath offered to kiss interviewer Suzy Kolby three times. You thought you were embarrassed after your Christmas party? Suddenly photocopying your naked butt and handing out the copies doesn’t seem so bad, does it?


That makes it easierOf the top three bowl teams USC led LSU and Oklahoma with the highest graduation rate; 61% of USC football players graduate. Of course, since the players are on scholarship, that eliminates USC’s single toughest graduation criterion: the last tuition check clearing.

Not a good idea
Guys, how many finished all of their Christmas shopping? How many are just going to gift wrap your credit card and give it to their wife?