This is how we roll all up in this here Hizzy, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
Ventura Highway
Baseball trade rumors are flying and the Los Angeles Dodgers are rumored to want New York Yankee third baseman Robin Ventura. The Dodgers are so desperate for Ventura, if he signs, they have promised to name part of California highway 101 after him.
Is that all?
*You know it’s easy to run for Governor here in California. All you need is a few signatures and $3500. As Gray Davis has demonstrated, you don’t even need to have a personality.
Non bon
*Belgian Hans de Clercq finished almost five hours behind winner Lance Armstrong in last place at the Tour de France, gaining the unofficial title of "Lanterne Rouge," which is French for Detroit Tigers.
That ready, huh?
The White House says were are close to getting Saddam. How close? They’ve rehired the guy who worked on Qusay and Uday, Seigfried and Roy’s make-up artist, to get ready for Saddam.
Coach comeback
*Mike Ditka has signed to be the official spokesperson for the upcoming Levitra, a drug that they say will rival Viagra. Supposedly this Levitra really works. Let’s just say it put the iron back in “Iron” Mike Ditka.
Why do they have guys promoting erictile enhancing drugs? Everyone knows guys lie about sex, if they want it believable they should put the wife in the commercials. “My husband, Mike Ditka, took Levitra and then slammed me like a galley door in a storm.”
Ouch
*At La Costa’s Acura Classic, eight players, including Serena Williams and Jennifer Capriati, have had to pull out due to injuries. The Old Christians rugby team from Uruguay didn’t have that many injuries, and their plane crashed into the Andes.
Fem boost
*Have you ever had one of those Jamba juice smoothies? They put in supplements called boosts, protein or vitamins, depending on what you want. By mistake, they put a feminine boost – vitamins for women – in my smoothie. Why, it made me so furious I could have cried.
That feminine boost really worked though, an hour later I got my period.
They accidentally put a feminine boost in my Jamba smoothie; the bad news is, after I drank it, I couldn’t drive worth a damn, but I could talk a lot longer on the phone.
Ventura Highway
Baseball trade rumors are flying and the Los Angeles Dodgers are rumored to want New York Yankee third baseman Robin Ventura. The Dodgers are so desperate for Ventura, if he signs, they have promised to name part of California highway 101 after him.
Is that all?
*You know it’s easy to run for Governor here in California. All you need is a few signatures and $3500. As Gray Davis has demonstrated, you don’t even need to have a personality.
Non bon
*Belgian Hans de Clercq finished almost five hours behind winner Lance Armstrong in last place at the Tour de France, gaining the unofficial title of "Lanterne Rouge," which is French for Detroit Tigers.
That ready, huh?
The White House says were are close to getting Saddam. How close? They’ve rehired the guy who worked on Qusay and Uday, Seigfried and Roy’s make-up artist, to get ready for Saddam.
Coach comeback
*Mike Ditka has signed to be the official spokesperson for the upcoming Levitra, a drug that they say will rival Viagra. Supposedly this Levitra really works. Let’s just say it put the iron back in “Iron” Mike Ditka.
Why do they have guys promoting erictile enhancing drugs? Everyone knows guys lie about sex, if they want it believable they should put the wife in the commercials. “My husband, Mike Ditka, took Levitra and then slammed me like a galley door in a storm.”
Ouch
*At La Costa’s Acura Classic, eight players, including Serena Williams and Jennifer Capriati, have had to pull out due to injuries. The Old Christians rugby team from Uruguay didn’t have that many injuries, and their plane crashed into the Andes.
Fem boost
*Have you ever had one of those Jamba juice smoothies? They put in supplements called boosts, protein or vitamins, depending on what you want. By mistake, they put a feminine boost – vitamins for women – in my smoothie. Why, it made me so furious I could have cried.
That feminine boost really worked though, an hour later I got my period.
They accidentally put a feminine boost in my Jamba smoothie; the bad news is, after I drank it, I couldn’t drive worth a damn, but I could talk a lot longer on the phone.
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