Rock steady baby, just like I feel now, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


If those two can’t make it, what chance do we have?
Sixteen months after their lavish, star-studded New York wedding, singer-actress Liza Minnelli and her fourth husband, producer David Gest, have separated. It turns out Liza has fallen for another pretend-to-be-straight guy.

Now it looks like they are going to have to get a sham divorce.

Is it just me, or does David Gest look way too much like the recent photo of the overly make-up’d dead Qusay Hussein?

A little harsh
Republicans are really gunning for Gray Davis. It is getting ugly, their motto is: Take the Guber out of Gubernatorial.

You gotta wonder
In Waco, they finally found the body of missing basketball player Waco basketball player Patrick Dennehey. When they first found the body, the police wouldn’t say if it was him or not. How rough is that neighborhood when they find a 6ft 10 body, and they aren’t sure it’s a missing basketball player? How many bodies do they have lying around there anyway?

Tell tale heart
Lance Armstrong won his fifth consecutive Tour De France. Do you know what Lance’s resting heart rate is? 32. That’s just above Ted Williams.

Start me up, with some Metamucil
Mick Jagger turns 60 this week. To celebrate he is releasing a new version of “Hey You Get Off of My Cloud” It’s titled; “Hey, You Get Off of My Lawn.”