Put on the hairdryers, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers, it's dirt time

Unsubstantiated rumors are rampant on the Internet concerning the Kobe Bryant case. The most scurrilous claims that an additional Kobe extramarital indiscretion is set to surface. If that’s true, you know what this means? Somebody is about to get a nice pair of diamond earrings to match a certain $4 million dollar ring.