Flying high now, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Sylvester Stallone has signed to make “Rocky VI” What’s this one called, “The Scuffle at the Shuffle Board”?

Watch as Rocky gets in a tussle while applying for his AARP card.

One advantage Rocky will have is that, like all old guys, his trunks will be hitched up so high, it will be hard to find a place to hit him above the belt.

Remember how, in the original “Rocky,” Rocky trained by pounding a side of beef? In “Rocky VI” he just sort of pokes at the flank steak at the early bird special.