Alex Rodriguez proposed to Jennifer Lopez. Unfortunately, the engagement ring tested positive for cubic zirconia.







Lori Loughlin's daughter, Olivia Jade Giannulli, did not fill out her own USC application. Apparently, she was too busy not rowing to fill it out.









"My daughter would like to go to your college."

"Sorry, but we are ardent champions of the three D's: the disenfranchised, disabled and diverse, none of which describes your daughter."

"Let me go to the ATM to get the fourth D, dollars."

"Welcome to the USC family."









Papa John's has named Shaquille O'Neal to be on their board of directors. As a result, Papa John's now ranks ahead of Pizza Hut, Dominoes and especially Little Caesars in the CPBL, the Corporate Pizza Basketball League.







In the NCAA tournament, 14th seed Yale lost to 3rd seed LSU 79-74. After the game, LSU celebrated with barbecue while Yale went to their rooms and conjugated Latin verbs.








In the NCAA tournament, Yale lost to LSU 79-74. The score was close even though neither team could understand one word the other said.









In the NCAA tournament, Yale lost to LSU 79-74. This game was dubbed the SAT Score Disparity Game.






In the NCAA tournament, Yale lost to LSU 79-74. It was close when you consider Yale played their two non-athlete bribery students.


Since you asked:

Saw “Free Solo” and I was so impressed with the incredibly pure focus of Alex Honnold’s life. Obviously, he had to have 100% focus on his climbing. He could not afford the luxury of thinking one move ahead. 

But also he lived in his van. When he used someone’s shower, he washed his clothes with his feet stomping on them like they were grapes. He cooked one pot meals with eggs, chili, spinach and cheese and ate it out of that pot. 

Sure, when he got the hot but ditzy blonde girlfriend - who spaced out and dropped him from 30 feet while belaying him - life became more complicated buying a house and a refrigerator. (As things become when you adopt a hot ditzy girlfriend who simply forgets to check that his rope had run out)

Boiling life down to its essence is how Alex was able to achieve the feat of performing a climb that, anything less than an Olympic gold medal caliber performance, would have killed him.

The survival rate for free climbers is pretty much 0%. Let’s hope Alex beats that. 

But he might have to lose the dumb blonde.