A NASA study reveals traveling in space causes herpes flare-ups. In a related story, NASA has canceled plans for a spacewalk for Ariana Grande.
New England Patriot's owner, Robert Kraft, has been offered a deferred prosecution deal in his sex spa case. The legal definition of a deferred prosecution deal means "What we offer rich guys."
USC is considering expelling the students who were involved in the bribery scandal. If USC expelled every student that cheated, the campus would resemble a post-apocalypse horror film.
It turns out Lori Loughlin's daughter, Olivia Jade Giannulli, did not fill out her own USC application. Authorities became suspicious when many of the answers were just cut and pasted from Olivia Jade's Wikipedia page.
It turns out Lori Loughlin's daughter, Olivia Jade Giannulli, did not fill out her own USC application. And we thought she was lazy when she did not row her own crew skiff.
A NASA study reveals traveling in space causes herpes flare-ups. In a related story, the Kardashians have canceled their moon landing.
A dog set a world record by catching an 83-yard frisbee toss.
In a related story, my dog, Wally, set a record for walking 83 yards without sniffing himself.
Since you asked:
Donald Trump’s repeated bad-mouthing of the great John McCain reminded me of this story I’ve told before.
According to close sources, before he became famous, Donald Trump was merely an oversized, insecure Military School bedwetter. But fame was the gasoline that was poured over Trump’s growing fire of egomania.
By 1989, Trump’s ego was writing checks his bankers could not cash. After Trump’s lavish spending, his New Jersey casinos would have had to triple the earnings of the top casinos in Las Vegas just to break even. That was never going to happen.
Furious over bad financial reports from this two New Jersey casinos, Trump ordered his three top, hand-picked casino executives, Mark Etess, Jonathan Benanav, and Stephen Hyde, to be at Trump Tower in one hour. It takes two hours at least to drive from Atlantic City to New York so, as they had done in the past, they requested Trump send his helicopter.
Trump refused.
Trump’s three top casino executives then rented a helicopter from a company that was so shoddy, the rotor blade fell off in mid-flight and all three of Trump’s top casino executives died in the fiery crash.
Many people would have been horrified with guilt for arguably causing this unnecessary crash. What did Donald Trump do? He used the story to blatantly lie to the press that he narrowly missed being on that flight just to make the story about himself. Trump used the deaths of his presumed friends and top executives to garner free publicity and sympathy for himself and bragged about doing it.
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/did-trump-lie-about-the-helicopter-death-of-a-mormon_us_5818f325e4b01fffa751fa49
And when the casinos went on to fail, Trump blamed the three dead casino executives.
New England Patriot's owner, Robert Kraft, has been offered a deferred prosecution deal in his sex spa case. The legal definition of a deferred prosecution deal means "What we offer rich guys."
USC is considering expelling the students who were involved in the bribery scandal. If USC expelled every student that cheated, the campus would resemble a post-apocalypse horror film.
It turns out Lori Loughlin's daughter, Olivia Jade Giannulli, did not fill out her own USC application. Authorities became suspicious when many of the answers were just cut and pasted from Olivia Jade's Wikipedia page.
It turns out Lori Loughlin's daughter, Olivia Jade Giannulli, did not fill out her own USC application. And we thought she was lazy when she did not row her own crew skiff.
A NASA study reveals traveling in space causes herpes flare-ups. In a related story, the Kardashians have canceled their moon landing.
A dog set a world record by catching an 83-yard frisbee toss.
In a related story, my dog, Wally, set a record for walking 83 yards without sniffing himself.
Since you asked:
Donald Trump’s repeated bad-mouthing of the great John McCain reminded me of this story I’ve told before.
According to close sources, before he became famous, Donald Trump was merely an oversized, insecure Military School bedwetter. But fame was the gasoline that was poured over Trump’s growing fire of egomania.
By 1989, Trump’s ego was writing checks his bankers could not cash. After Trump’s lavish spending, his New Jersey casinos would have had to triple the earnings of the top casinos in Las Vegas just to break even. That was never going to happen.
Furious over bad financial reports from this two New Jersey casinos, Trump ordered his three top, hand-picked casino executives, Mark Etess, Jonathan Benanav, and Stephen Hyde, to be at Trump Tower in one hour. It takes two hours at least to drive from Atlantic City to New York so, as they had done in the past, they requested Trump send his helicopter.
Trump refused.
Trump’s three top casino executives then rented a helicopter from a company that was so shoddy, the rotor blade fell off in mid-flight and all three of Trump’s top casino executives died in the fiery crash.
Many people would have been horrified with guilt for arguably causing this unnecessary crash. What did Donald Trump do? He used the story to blatantly lie to the press that he narrowly missed being on that flight just to make the story about himself. Trump used the deaths of his presumed friends and top executives to garner free publicity and sympathy for himself and bragged about doing it.
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/did-trump-lie-about-the-helicopter-death-of-a-mormon_us_5818f325e4b01fffa751fa49
And when the casinos went on to fail, Trump blamed the three dead casino executives.
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