Mitch McConnell is if that giant 143-ton clog of rancid fat, dead rats, poop and dirty diapers in the London sewer became a politician.






Donald Trump said white nationalists represent a small percentage of society. So Trump is finally admitting attendance at his MAGA rallies is down?





An Australian billionaire is building an exact replica of the Titanic. What can go wrong? It's not like history can repeat itself like one of the most powerful military countries electing a sociopath racist as their leader.






A far-right Australian politician, who was blaming immigrants on the New Zealand shooting, got a raw egg smashed on his head. That is a horrible thing to do. To the poor egg.






Mama June, Honey Boo Boo's mother, was arrested for possession of crack cocaine. In addition, Mama June set the world record for being the fattest person using crack cocaine.







In Chicago, tomorrow is the day they turn the Chicago River green. And this spring, Cubs fans will turn White Sox fans green with envy.






Kim Kardashian applauds New Zealand's desire to change their gun laws. It was awkward when Kim went on to add she hopes old Zealand follows New Zealand's lead.






Kim Kardashian applauds New Zealand's desire to change their gun laws after the attack. Asked to elaborate, Kim said, "Like, I'm all, like, totally."





Flavor Flav turned 60. He is getting up there. In addition to a clock hanging from his neck, he now also has a cholesterol counter.






Flavor Flav turned 60. He is up there. Now his favorite flavor is peas with honey.








People are shocked at the depth of involvement by the USC athletic department in the college bribery scandal. 

How are they shocked? There are players on the USC football team who cannot spell USC.






Flavor Flav is turning 60 today. Here is to the birthday boyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.








Donald Trump had to go into his office, sit at his desk and sign the veto. So for Trump, veto stands for Valuable Executive Time Oppressed.







Happy 60th to Flavor Flav.  Flav is so old, he wears a sundial around his neck.