Saturday, March 02, 2019

An Indiana man accidentally shot himself in the genitals when his pistol slipped from his pant's waistband. When a man shoots himself in the genitals, I think we can leave out the word accidentally.









At the NFL Combine, receiver D.K. Metcalf was measured at 6.3, 228 with a minuscule 1.8% body fat. Almost the exact same as Donald Trump during his physical.