Knock it down wish da hedge of my hang, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Hope you had a great St. Patrick’s Day. Don’t get the term “Luck of the Irish.” Between the bubonic plague, the viking attacks and potato famine, as phrases go “Luck of the Irish” is about as accurate as “The brains of a Kardashian.” 

Donald Trump Jr. is getting a divorce from his wife, Vanessa. The couple is citing irreconcilable covfefes.

In Russia, 3 tons of gold fell from the sky on to the runway when a cargo plane hatch malfunctioned. The entire country of Russia is like when, in college, the drunk fraternity guys tried to take-over the town bowling alley. It’s all fun and games until a naked guy gets his junk caught in the pinsetter.

#1 Gonzaga barely survived a first round upset by 13th ranked UNC Greensboro. When I told a friend Gonzaga almost ruined my brackets, she said to take Imodium.

A family claims United Airlines stuffed their dog in an overhead bin and the dog did not make it. Spirit Airlines would have charged them a Pet Euthanasia fee. 

Donald Trump is in San Diego touring the border wall prototypes. But I am not sure how good the wall prototypes are. The only thing they’ve kept out of San Diego are the Chargers.