The woman bicyclist in the picture flipping off Donald Trump’s motorcade was fired from her job. She was the publicist for Anger Management Inc.

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It was awkward when they asked Donald Trump Jr. if he knew his meeting with the Russian attorney was quid pro quo. Donald Jr. said, “Not sure. I never joined a fraternity.” 

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The woman bicyclist in the picture flipping off Donald Trump’s motorcade was fired from her job. She was the publicist for “Up With People.” 

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The 1962 Cuban Missile Crisis pitted John F. Kennedy against Nikita Khruhschev. This missile crisis pits Donald Trump against Kim Jong Un. It’s like Spassky V. Fischer compared to Beevis Vs. Butthead.

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November is National Impotence Month to raise awareness of impotence. “Oh. We’re aware. We’re aware as hell,” said women.

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Like Harvey Weinstein, Kevin Spacey has entered  sex-rehab clinic in Arizona. Not sure why all the sex-rehab clinics are in Arizona. It’s dry so they have a lot of lotion and I just got it.

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Shalane Flanagan became the first US woman to win the New York Marathon since 1977. Even Barack Obama said, “Oh come on, she had to have been born in Kenya.” 

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Predicted to go to the playoffs, the New York Giants are 1-7. To give you an idea how bad it is, Anthony Weiner is saying the Giants are having a bad year.

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Predicted to go to the playoffs, the New York Giants are 1-7. To give you an idea how bad a year the Giants are having, Harvey Weinstein just bought a pair of Jets boxers.

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The Russian attorney claimed she offered Donald Trump Jr. a quid pro quo, or this-for-that deal. Sadly, it did not work because Donald Trump Jr. thought quid pro quo was a type of sushi. “I’ll have the salmon roe and the quid pro quo.”