A Chicago man shot himself in the penis after he robbed a hotdog stand. It could have been worse. He could have robbed a ballroom. 

A Chicago man shot himself in the penis after he robbed a hotdog stand. With a gunshot wound to the penis, police know he’s not a hardened criminal.

A Chicago man shot himself in the penis after he robbed a hotdog stand. And it was a cold night, so now he is considered a sharpshooter. 


A Chicago man accidentally shot himself in the penis after he robbed a hotdog stand. Here’s my question: did they have to say accidentally shot himself in the penis? No man in history has ever intentionally shot himself in the penis.