The three UCLA basketball players, detained in China for shoplifting sunglasses, are on a flight home. They should be back and not going to class in no time.

You know UCLA students messed up when even USC students are making jokes about how dumb they are.


The three UCLA basketball players, detained in China for shoplifting sunglasses, are on a flight home. Customs will ask them, “Do if they have anything to declare besides your stupidity?” 

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In the Buffalo’s 47-10 loss to the Saints, a streaker ran for more yards than the Bills’ offense. The streaker could face lewdness charges. On the bright side, the streaker was signed today by the Cleveland Browns.

In the Buffalo Bills 47-10 loss to the New Orleans Saints, a streaker ran for more yards than the Bills’ offense. It is the most embarrassing thing to happen to the Bills since anyone mentions the name OJ Simpson.

Next week, the Cleveland Browns are going to play a naked dude. 

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The Miami Dolphins who were crushed by the Carolina Panthers, 45-21. Jay Cutler left the broadcast booth for the Dolphins. Might be the worst move a broadcaster made since Brian Williams lied about getting shot at in Iraq.  

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Donald Trump tweeted he will be giving us a major statement when he returns to the White House. Apparently Trump's new press agent is Ryan Seacrest.


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A San Diego male high school teacher was mildly reprimanded for sending cutsy texts to a 17-year-old female student after 11 PM.  "What harm can come from texting an underage girl?" Asked Anthony Wiener in prison. 


Since you asked:

We have a woman on this block who may be too much of a bitch to drive a car. She flies backward out of her driveway, swings right and has almost hit about ten cars. And when the other car slams on their brakes and hits their horn, she screams obscenities at them like it was there fault for being in her way. This is time stamp for when she does (god forbid) hit someone.