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A drunk and unruly OJ Simpson was banned for life from a Las Vegas bar. He threw a nasty fit, so OJ they had to omit.

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A drunken and unruly OJ Simpson was kicked out of a Las Vegas bar for life. It was a little ironic, part of the reason OJ was kicked out was due to his ugly-ass shoes.

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A drunken and unruly OJ Simpson was kicked out of a Las Vegas bar for life. The name of the bar is “The Real Killers.” 

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There was a streaker at the Buffalo Bills game. “Don’t look at me, I’m in prison,” said Anthony Weiner.

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Three years ago, the door to a jet U2’s Bono was on flew off. They’ve been searching for the door ever since, but they still haven’t found what they’re looking for.

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There was a streaker at the Buffalo Bills game. The streaker could be charged with public lewdness, disorderly conduct and 60,000 charges of sexual harassment. 

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A drunk and unruly OJ Simpson was banned for life from a Las Vegas bar. If the behavior is lacking, he will be sent packing.

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Sean Combs, aka, Puff Daddy, aka, P. Diddy, is changing his name again, this time to Brother Love. Better than his other idea: Covfefe CK.

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A drunken and unruly OJ Simpson was kicked out of a Las Vegas bar for life. OJ was drinking a drink that is a combination of a sloe gin fizz, a white Russian and a Bronco Sunset called a sloe, white Bronco.

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