Blake Shelton was named “People’s” Sexiest Man Alive. Who was second? Anne Burrell? 

The three UCLA basketball players, detained in China for shoplifting, returned to campus and held a press conference that got off to a shaky start when they said,

“We’re just here so we don’t get fined.” 

Blake Shelton was named “People’s” Sexiest Man Alive. And once again, the Sexiest Man Not Alive is Keith Richards.

Blake Shelton was named “People’s” Sexiest Man Alive. Apparently Ryan Gossling lost because of Hillary Clinton’s emails.

“The Washington Post” fact-checker claims Donald Trump has lied 5.5 times a day since he has been President. Or as Trump calls lies, “Fake Trues.” 

Donald Trump tweeted he saved the three shoplifting UCLA basketball players ten years in a China prison. Melania said they can thank her. All they have to do is promise to play her three-on-one in private. 

A drunk OJ Simpson was banned for life from a Las Vegas bar. Now there are two Nobel Peace Prize nominees, the guy at Twitter who closed Trump’s account and the guy who tossed OJ from a bar.

Blake Shelton was named “People’s” Sexiest Man Alive. Apparently Chris Hemsworth did not campaign in Wisconsin or Michigan.

Blake Shelton was named “People’s” Sexiest Man Alive and Donald Trump is president. Time for Kim Kardashian to announcer her Think Tank.

Blake Shelton was named “People’s” Sexiest Man Alive. Really? He’s not even the sexiest man alive Gwen Stefani has dated.

Blake Shelton was named “People’s” Sexiest Man Alive. Tough title to uphold. “Hey, sexiest man alive, you’ve got a stream of toilet paper stuck on your boot.” 

Blake Shelton was named “People’s” Sexiest Man Alive. Blake Shelton? Sexiest Man Alive working at Ace Hardware, maybe.