The “Hand In Hand” telethon raised over $44 mil. for Hurricane Irma and Harvey victims. That’s almost as much as “HIH” telethon volunteer, Oprah, had in her change purse.

Playing down his Twitter porn scandal, Ted Cruz said the left is obsessed with sex. “The left is obsessed with sex,” said, Mark Souder, Chris Lee, Scott DesJarlias, Vance McAllister and Dennis Hastert, all Republican congressmen who recently resigned over sex scandals.

The “Hand In Hand” telethon raised over $44 mil. for Hurricane Irma and Harvey victims. Do not confuse this with Ted Cruz, he had the Hand In Hand fun raiser.

When asked to comment about ESPN’s Jemele Hill’s comments Donald Trump was a bigot, many sports broadcasters dusted off their 10-foot pool they use not to touch things.

Professional children’s clowns are upset over the portrayal of the scary clown in “It.” They said that clown was scarier than Ted Cruz looking at Twitter porn.

The iPhone as an Joel Osteen feature: it locks up your church after a flood.

The first NFL female play-by-play announcer in 30 years, ESPN’s Beth Mowins, did well, but her partner, Rex Ryan, got bad reviews. Ryan sounded like the owner of the flooring company everyone begged not to do his own commercials.