Stanford is playing USC. Quite a disparity in USC-Stanford trash talking. USC is all, “Dude, you’re mom’s nasty.” And Stanford is, “Athletic protagonist. Your matriarch is nefarious.” 

After 31-year-old Lena Dunham tweeted she’s hot for baseball players, creepy 54-year-old Lenny Dykstra hit on her. Lena could not comment as she was busy taking a Silkwood shower.

A French soccer team just realized it has been playing with their name misspelled on their jerseys for four games. Turns out, in French, Douche Bag is spelled Sac Douche.

It turns out the Viking warrior buried in Sweden with full honors was a woman. For now they’re calling her Yane Doe.

Now we have Hurricanes Irma, Jose and Katia. And two lesser, more lethargic hurricanes, Eric and Donald Jr.

A French soccer team just realized it has been playing with their name wrong on their jerseys for four games. But once they took the name Cleveland Browns off, they started winning.