Look at that nasty bad hippopotamus, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

The Kansas City Chiefs upset the New England Patriots, 42-27. Antonio Cromartie was so shocked, he fell off the woman he was impregnating.

To give you an idea how bad Hurricane Irma is, if Antonio Cromartie was in Florida during Irma, he could not get a woman pregnant.

Fraud-convicted Aids-drug-gouger, Martin Shkreli, could go to jail for offering $5,000 to anyone who pulls Hillary Clinton’s hair. Shkreli is called “The most hated man in America.” And that is something when we have O.J. Simpson, Charlie Manson and Bernie Madoff.

NFL player, Antonio Cromartie, had his 14th child, his third since his vasectomy. Cromartie couldn’t pull out of a wireless contract. 

A French soccer team just realized it has been playing with their name misspelled on their jerseys for four games. You would have thought they would have noticed Montpellier was spelled Hoboken.

A New York sports radio host, Craig Carton, has been arrested for bilking millions from investors. The New York Mets are not involved because, 25 games out, the Mets cannot get arrested as a baseball team.




Adidas has made a shoe for Octoberfest that has a protective “DBPR” coating which stands for "Durable Beer and Puke Repellent.” The only other shoe that requires a puke coating is LaVar Ball’s shoe when people vomit at the $495 price tag.

(Thank you O'Snake) 

Since you asked:

Recent loss aside…

The New England Patriots, with Brady, Belichick and Kraft, are the best trio of quarterback, coach and owner since Montana, Walsh and DeBartolo Jr. of the San Francisco Forty Niners. Without all three there is no dynasty. Steelers’ Bradshaw, Noll and Rooney right up there. Packers’ Star, Lombardi and the fan’s ownership. Seattle’s Wilson, Carroll and Allen damn good, but not quite there.  

This is why Chargers, even with a winner QB in Rivers, can forget about a Super Bowl. Their owner, Dean Spanos, to quote Judge Smales in “Caddy Shack,” su-su-su-su-su-sucks.