L.A. Charger QB, Phillip Rivers, will commute to practices from San Diego in a chauffeured luxury van. Charger owner, Dean Spanos, will continue to fly on his ice dragon.
Taylor Swift has her album billboard directly across from Kylie Jenner’s “Life of Kylie” "E" show billboard on Santa Monica Blvd. It is the biggest controversy on Santa Monica Blvd since Hugh Grant went looking for $50 love.
That is shocking. Kylie Jenner has a show?
Hurricane Irma is like a normal hurricane except after, it smells like Pine Sol and everything in your bathroom is covered in crochet cozies.
It is tricky when exploring military options against North Korea. For example, when you consider blasting them back to the 19th century and then you realize they’re already there.
Congratulations to Prince William and Kate, they are expecting their third child. No word on the baby’s sex or name, but they have ruled out some name possibilities:
Toothy McToothface
Covfefe Scaramucci
Hurricane Harvey Wallbanger
Lord PoopsANappy
Brexit Jong Un
Not Uncle Harry’s
Britishy McFishanchips.
Theon’s Johnson
Since you asked:
Near as I can tell, about once or twice a month, my blog, for reasons I do not know, appears as the screen saver on a Russian cell phone provider.
Anyone got any ideas how I can wrassle me some Rushkie rubbles and coinskies out of this?
Taylor Swift has her album billboard directly across from Kylie Jenner’s “Life of Kylie” "E" show billboard on Santa Monica Blvd. It is the biggest controversy on Santa Monica Blvd since Hugh Grant went looking for $50 love.
That is shocking. Kylie Jenner has a show?
Hurricane Irma is like a normal hurricane except after, it smells like Pine Sol and everything in your bathroom is covered in crochet cozies.
It is tricky when exploring military options against North Korea. For example, when you consider blasting them back to the 19th century and then you realize they’re already there.
Congratulations to Prince William and Kate, they are expecting their third child. No word on the baby’s sex or name, but they have ruled out some name possibilities:
Toothy McToothface
Covfefe Scaramucci
Hurricane Harvey Wallbanger
Lord PoopsANappy
Brexit Jong Un
Not Uncle Harry’s
Britishy McFishanchips.
Theon’s Johnson
Since you asked:
Near as I can tell, about once or twice a month, my blog, for reasons I do not know, appears as the screen saver on a Russian cell phone provider.
Anyone got any ideas how I can wrassle me some Rushkie rubbles and coinskies out of this?
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