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Oprah Winfrey was on “60 Minutes” to monitor a panel debate on Donald Trump. The panelists were paid $100 each. No matter how hard Oprah tried, the panelists kept stirring the debate to when Oprah would give them a car.
A few weeks ago, a man was arrested for throwing a yoga mat on the White House lawn. It has taken the Secret Service this long to unravel the case.
3Somer is a threesome dating app. The state with the most people looking for threesomes? California. In equally shocking news, the sun comes up in the East.
According to the threesome dating app, 3Somer, the top three states looking for threesomes are California, New York and Texas. Florida would be in the top three if you get to count an alligator. West Virginia if you get to count siblings.
There is a dating app for people looking for threesomes, 3Somer. Threesomes are good, guys, it gives your woman someone to sympathize with her and to tell jokes about you.
Anthony Weiner was sentenced to 21 months in prison for sexting a 15-year-old girl. Weiner says the judge threw the book at him because he is famous. Holy OJ is he an idiot.
Caitlyn Jenner said she thinks her daughter, Kylie, is too young to be pregnant. Of course, getting personal advice from the three-time divorced, two-time family abandoner Caitlyn is like getting dating tips from Bill Cosby.
Kylie Jenner is pregnant. Today Kylie endured the exhaustive process of interviewing the people who will hire her team of nannies.
Kylie Jenner is pregnant. “E” is launching a new show, “Keeping Up with the Sonograms.”
Kris Jenner is shopping agents for the fetus. In 7 months, Kylie will have to look up the word Labor.
Caitlyn Jenner said she thinks her daughter, Kylie, is too young to be pregnant. Of course, getting personal advice from the three-time divorced Caitlyn is like getting flying tips from Harrison Ford.
Since you asked:
For me, the NFL players kneeling during the National Anthem is an example of the Evelyn Beatrice Hall ass-covering quote,
“I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.”
Dealing with an opposing Attorney 101:
Their Attorney: “I want to kick you in the nuts.”
Me: “No. You can’t kick me in the nuts.”
Their Attorney: “Well, if you’re not going to let me kick you in the nuts, then give me $100.”
Me: “No, I am not going to give you $100 and you cannot kick me in the nuts.”
Their Attorney: (Screaming) “Judge, they just turned me down twice.”
Judge: (Scolding) “Did you turn them down twice? That’s not nice.”
Oprah Winfrey was on “60 Minutes” to monitor a panel debate on Donald Trump. The panelists were paid $100 each. No matter how hard Oprah tried, the panelists kept stirring the debate to when Oprah would give them a car.
A few weeks ago, a man was arrested for throwing a yoga mat on the White House lawn. It has taken the Secret Service this long to unravel the case.
3Somer is a threesome dating app. The state with the most people looking for threesomes? California. In equally shocking news, the sun comes up in the East.
According to the threesome dating app, 3Somer, the top three states looking for threesomes are California, New York and Texas. Florida would be in the top three if you get to count an alligator. West Virginia if you get to count siblings.
There is a dating app for people looking for threesomes, 3Somer. Threesomes are good, guys, it gives your woman someone to sympathize with her and to tell jokes about you.
Anthony Weiner was sentenced to 21 months in prison for sexting a 15-year-old girl. Weiner says the judge threw the book at him because he is famous. Holy OJ is he an idiot.
Caitlyn Jenner said she thinks her daughter, Kylie, is too young to be pregnant. Of course, getting personal advice from the three-time divorced, two-time family abandoner Caitlyn is like getting dating tips from Bill Cosby.
Kylie Jenner is pregnant. Today Kylie endured the exhaustive process of interviewing the people who will hire her team of nannies.
Kylie Jenner is pregnant. “E” is launching a new show, “Keeping Up with the Sonograms.”
Kris Jenner is shopping agents for the fetus. In 7 months, Kylie will have to look up the word Labor.
Caitlyn Jenner said she thinks her daughter, Kylie, is too young to be pregnant. Of course, getting personal advice from the three-time divorced Caitlyn is like getting flying tips from Harrison Ford.
Since you asked:
For me, the NFL players kneeling during the National Anthem is an example of the Evelyn Beatrice Hall ass-covering quote,
“I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.”
Dealing with an opposing Attorney 101:
Their Attorney: “I want to kick you in the nuts.”
Me: “No. You can’t kick me in the nuts.”
Their Attorney: “Well, if you’re not going to let me kick you in the nuts, then give me $100.”
Me: “No, I am not going to give you $100 and you cannot kick me in the nuts.”
Their Attorney: (Screaming) “Judge, they just turned me down twice.”
Judge: (Scolding) “Did you turn them down twice? That’s not nice.”
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