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In the Dallas Cowboy 42-17 loss to the Denver Broncos, Ezekiel Elliott only had 8 yards on 9 carries. It was so few yards, Elliott had to make his “Feed Me” gesture using an eye-dropper instead of a spoon.




In the Dallas Cowboy 42-17 loss to the Denver Broncos, Ezekiel Elliott quit in the middle of a play after an interception. It was one of the few times three-times-domestic-abuser, Elliott, decided not to beat something out.



In the Chargers 19-17 home loss to the Miami Dolphins, there were so many empty seats, when Chargers’ fans tried to do the wave, it turned out to be a ripple.




In the Chargers 19-17 home loss to the Miami Dolphins, there were so many empty seats, when Chargers’ fans tried to do the wave, the National Weather Service declared a drought.




Today is National Cheeseburger Day. We need a National Cheeseburger Day like Chris Christie and Steve Bannon need a National Cheeseburger Day.



In the Dallas Cowboy 42-17 loss to the Denver Broncos, Ezekiel Elliott only had 8 yards on 9 carries. It was so few yards, Elliott had to replace his “Feed Me” gesture with pantomiming a feeding tube.


Alec Baldwin won the Emmy for best supporting actor in a comedy for his “SNL” Trump impression. Baldwin described the win as “Bigly.” 

Since you asked:

How busted-ass is the culture inside the Dallas Cowboys? Nobody tells Ezekiel Elliott to stop doing his selfish/annoying/self-promoting “Feed Me” gesture. Elliott still does the ass-munch "Feed Me" gesture after he gets off on a legal technicality from a six-game suspension for three serious domestic violence incidents.

And then the woman-beating Elliott takes a play off during an interception when he was four yards away from defender with the ball. 

Just stands there. 

Ezekiel Elliott is an absolute miserable human being. And Dallas is just fine with him acting like a sticky-face, bugger-nosed brat as long as he gets them yards.

In his first year in the league, the first crime I saw Ezekiel commit was to show up to the draft wearing a midriff top. In short succession he has been in two nasty car accidents, a bar fight where he miraculously avoided criminal charges and now three domestic abuse charges. 

And stop blaming the victim because she is a gutter-slut fielding offers from porn companies and extorting Elliott. That just means, in addition to beating women, Elliott is a horrible judge of character. 

How does anyone think this mouth-breathing skank-nozzle is going to avoid going full Lawrence Phillips?  Just because he has a hipster beard? That makes it worse. 

As long as two-time-charged-rapist, Ben Roethlisberger, is in the league, he will always be the most hated in my book. But Ezekiel is charging down the straightaway and picking up steam.

While making that "Feed Me" motion as he goes.