There is an online test that determines how narcissistic you are. I started to take the test, but, frankly, I am way too important to bother with it.

A survey shows the number of older women binge drinking has increased significantly. Asked to comment, Hillary Clinton said, “Shut up and do a Jager shot.” 

Costal Carolina University suspended their cheerleading squad and they did not say why. Seriously, this steroid epidemic is out of control.

Donald Trump held an executive order signing ceremony and he walked out forgetting to sign. As he was walking away, Trump got upset when a reporter yelled; “You had one job.”