Tuesday, March 28, 2017



Viking Cruises just announced they are adding resident historians. Shouldn't a historian know you should not name a ship after Vikings?  That's like calling a dating app Rapists Anonymous. 

How did they come up with the name Viking for a cruise ship? Was the name Marauding Pirates taken?



Nobody was badly hurt, but in Dallas, Seahawks QB, Trevone Boykin, was arrested for intoxication when a drunk women he was in the car with hit seven pedestrians and a bar. And they’re going to put an NFL team in Las Vegas. What a good idea.

Not that this is an excuse for driving into it, but the name of the bar was the Do Drop Inn. 




Donald Trump complained the desk he signed bills on was too small. One of his aides then whispered to Trump, “Psst, we’re trying to make your hands look bigger.” 



Cyclone Debbie is battering north-east Australia. It was awkward when Ed. Sec., Betsy DeVos said she hopes the home of “The Sound of Music,” is OK.




Cyclone Debbie is battering north-east Australia. Wow, those Russian hackers have more power than we thought.



Besides the NCAA tournament, in the NIT tournament, 8th ranked Cal State Bakersfield is in the semis. In a more interesting story, a dog on our street barked.  




Besides the NCAA tournament, in the NIT tournament, 8th ranked Cal State Bakersfield is in the semis. But to be candid, I am not sure even Cal State Bakersfield gives a damn.