This is such a rough time for democrats in Washington, DC, people would rather admit they’re Redskin fans than democrats.


The economy is so bad, Donald Trump has dropped 208 spots on “Forbes” billionaire list. Trump may not get invited to the Billionaire Potluck Dinner. 

Duke upset by South Carolina. So, in the title for team names that sound like STD nicknames, the Gamecocks beat the Blue Devils.


Since you asked:

"Hey, this old-timey toilet isn't flushing right."