Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Yesterday was Barron Trump’s 11th birthday. Today is the 11th anniversary of the birth of Twitter. Accident? I don’t think so.

Chuck Berry passed away and now Chuck Barris. Would somebody please check on Chuck Norris and Chuck Taylor?

Have you seen that giant chicken? There hasn’t been a chicken that big since Donald Trump used his foot to get out of Vietnam.

Happy 11th birthday to Twitter. Try to imagine that, eleven years ago, if someone had a thought about the Kardashians, they had to keep it to themselves. 

In Texas, a 27-year-old pretty high school teacher, Sarah Fowlkes, could not stop smiling during her mug shot after being arrested for having sex with a 17-year-old student. She claims, as a math teacher, she was happy that he learned how many times 17 can go into 27.

Former Notre Dame star, Manti Te’o, has signed a two-year deal with the New Orleans Saints. The signing was witnessed by Te’o’s business manager and Te’o’s invisible girlfriend. 

While the NCAA tournament takes a break, the NIT tournament is going on. For those not familiar, the NIT tournament is to the NCAA tournament what hummus is to guacamole. People pretend they like it as much, but nobody believes them.