Saturday, March 18, 2017

In Jupiter, FLA cops, Amy Walling and Jason VonSteenBurgh, were fired for having sex on duty because Jason sexted a picture of it. Cops having sex on duty is called stupid. Sexting a picture of it is called Florida stupid.

A study claims there are three types of online porn users. Recreational, distressed and compulsive. Recreational users are normal. Distressed users feel guilty. And compulsive porn users cannot even hear about porn without . . . hey. Where you goin'? 

Michigan football’s latest recruiting class features nine lineman between 278 and 335 pounds. In a related story, Ann Arbor’s Olive Garden just changed their Never-ending pasta bowls to Ending-when-we-say-so pasta bowls.