Monday, March 20, 2017

Tom Brady’s stolen Super Bowl jersey has been found. It turns out Amy Schumer was trying to turn it into a joke.

Following their loss to Kentucky, the wife of Wichita State’s coach, Gregg Marshall, Lynn, was asked to leave for loudly cursing. We cannot repeat what she said. It was a Shocker.

Suspended tennis star, Maria Sharapova, is still the spokesperson for Evian bottled water. Maybe Maria can explain why Evian advertises that its water has been filtered through the Alps for 10,000 years and yet it has a six-month expiration date. 

Comedian Amy Schumer continues to face allegations about joke stealing. Truth is, I would love to have Amy steal one of my jokes, but my jokes about my pussy are just not very good.