The Oakland Raiders are considering moving to San Diego. San Diego would greet the Raiders with open arms . . . arms they would immediately disinfect with Purell after touching the Raiders. 

It has been a few days since the Super Bowl and I am still amazed at the amount of booing directed at NFL commissioner, Roger Goodell. Nobody has heard booing like that since Bill Cosby was the warm up act for the Indigo Girls.



Drug dealers are stamping packets of heroin with Donald Trump’s face. They could be the first heroin dealers in history to declare bankruptcy.

Steve Sarkisian, who lost his coaching job at USC to a drinking problem, has been named offensive coordinator of the Atlanta Falcons. Sarkisian is excited to be coaching the Super Bowl champion Falcons,  the team that was winning the Super Bowl by 25 points before he passed out. 

During New England Patriot’s Julian Edelman’s appearance on “The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon,” Edelman had would appeared to be a large hickey on the left side of his neck. So Roger Goodall was right. At least one Patriot fan sucks.