The US may have a diplomatic rift with Australia following a refugee disagreement. It got awkward when Trump called Arnold Schwarzenegger and asked him to smooth things over with his home country. 

President Trump (still not used to that) had a heated phone exchange with Prime Minister of Australia, Malcolm Turnbull. The Australian used three crikeys and called Trump a drongo.  

We could go to war against Australia. Of course, war against Australia is a beach volleyball tournament and beer chugging contest.

President Donald Trump had a heated phone exchange with Prime Minister of Australia, Malcolm Turnbull. It got especially ugly when Trump yelled, “I got your down under right here.”


It turns out the bacon shortage story was a hoax. So would somebody tell Chris Christie to come in from the 20th story ledge?


A group of cheerleaders have filed a lawsuit against the NFL for unfair wages. Roger Goodell versus cheerleaders. Gosh, I wonder what side most guys are going to be on?


They found 7 bricks of cocaine in the nose of an American Airlines jet. They suspected something when the flight attendant was excited about the seatbelt demonstration. 


Melania Trump has not been seen in 12 days. This could explain that strange noise coming from one of the Obama’s unpacked crates.


White House counselor, Kellyanne Conway, compared Donald Trump to Jesus. Well, they did both got hammered about their hands.