Kendall Jenner had a tattoo done inside her lower lip. It’s a reminder that says: Brush. Gargle. Spit. 


In Virginia, a daycare worker was sentenced to three years in prison for organizing a Baby Fight Club. Upon hearing this, Florida said, “A Baby Fight Club? Why didn’t we think of this?” 


Kendall Jenner had a tattoo done inside her lower lip. It says, "Objects In Mouth Are Closer Than They Appear." 

It says, “CWC” which stands for Close When Chewing. 

It says, "You Are Here."

It says, “Welcome All Comers.” 

It has a line that says, "Do Not Fill Past Here."

It says, “You Sure You Want This In Your Mouth?” 



Donald Trump is threatening to attack Hillary Clinton on her husband, Bill’s, infidelities. For a guy who cheated on both of his ex-wives, this is like a Kardashian admonishing someone for not using the Oxford comma.